Score: 0

"OH MY GOD."

submission: Armada Assault 1

date: August 20, 2008

What the hell is this!? You made sounds with your mouth for a SHOOTER!? Man how the hell would you feel like if you drove an AWESOME cool ship with lasers and anything (not that the one you made doesnt look any better than a piece o'crap) and the first time you shoot the lasers it makes a FART sound!?

EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKED AS WELL.

Graphics, gameplay, everything.

But shit if i dont give constructive criticism:
Next time, try to make the MOUSE the primary control, and do NOT make the shooting sounds with your mouth, You better not make ANY sound with your mouth for a space shooter.

consider making ships with black outlines, because it gives a feeling of quality.

Make it be that when you shoot, you will hear at least SOME kind of sound. (not including: farts, screeches, shouts, glowey-type sounds, something horribly big like an explosion sound, popping sounds (unless the game is centered around something cute or small) and anything other than laser-related stuff)
Because it's very satisfying.

you dont have to make everything too bright, like a white-painted ship. It looks like you were too lazy to give it a different color.

Dont make those white circle reflections!!! It makes it look like you tried too hard to make it good. And it doesn't look good.

Thats NOT it, there's alot more. I'm just too lazy to keep writing.

Bye.

Score: 4

"...That's it?"

submission: Pass-my-Flash 1

date: August 20, 2008

Thats it? No storyline? Nothing humorous? Just a bunch of scribbles and bits of stuff people did when they had no ideas! That was boring, and the only way I DID have fun with this is writing this review. And that wasnt much either.
Whatever man.

Score: 8

"Gameplay was decent."

submission: AlphaBounty

date: August 19, 2008

You know why? Because this game takes alot of effort (even though its fun) and you made it to hard to play. All that money you made, all those weapons you got, and then you get shot ONCE, you die and have to restart the ENTIRE game? You have to do something about that. I think you to disable the restart game thing and make a "Pay $1000 to restart level" option so there will be some sort of punishment. And you should make floating healthpacks, because u fly around n crap n then u get shot ONCE and you lose ALL of those 500 health points and theres the "low health" alarm goin off and ur all "when the hell is that weapons shop going to show up!?" ...Also, change those little brown things flying around in level 3, they look like crap. no, seriously, they really DO look like crap.

Other than that, this game was pretty fun to play.

Score: 0

""The simplest things can create amazing effects""

submission: =Reflectamation=

date: May 1, 2008

What, the blur and the mirroring? That was stupid. And the effects weren't amazing.

Score: 0

"Eww."

submission: FGHOTS

date: May 1, 2008

Even the song was disgusting in musical terms.

Score: 0

"..."

submission: Basket ball game

date: May 1, 2008

This had so many bugs Joe's Apartment is probably hiding under it's blanket.
And by the way, it's a basketball game, why do you shoot a SOCCERBALL into the basket!?

Score: 0

"WOW!"

submission: Madness Dressup BETA 0.1

date: April 17, 2008

WOOOWWW!!! THE PRELOADER WAS AWESOME!

Too bad the PRELOADER was the animation.

Score: 0

"Hey;"

submission: Dance of the Freaky Lines

date: April 17, 2008

The music was kinda good!
*votes 5*

no wait - *listens to the rest of the song*

No it wasnt. *votes 0*

Score: 8

"ROFLD!"

submission: Pass-my-Flash 2

date: April 15, 2008

YAY!

Score: 1

"That was disgusting."

submission: Haunted House Candy Hunt!

date: April 15, 2008

"Trick or Treat Adventure!" made up for it though. 1/10 0/5